From the friendly folks at FunkyPix2 (the world’s first official Non-Smoking Website) comes this collection of nicotine-free photos. Guaranteed to make you dump the rest of the $10 pack of cancer-sticks you just bought. Enjoy a tar-free, stink-free, oxygen-enhanced life from this very moment on:
FunkyPix2 suggests that all Airport Smoking Rooms place this photo on their ceilings. It’s from the Cancer Patients Aid Association. Here’s the full photo:
And while on the topic of old pictures, ya just gotta see this 1950s TV ad for Camel fags... "What cigarette do you smoke, Doctor?"
The No-Smoking Jacket: Be polite - breathe your deadly fumes into a tube concealed in the collar. The smoke passes through a filter embedded in those transparent lungs in front. Gradually the lungs blacken. But it doesn’t specify where the smoke goes afterwards. Smokers should be shunned and excluded even more than lepers once were – after all, we don’t even have to touch a smoker to catch their nasty disease.
…….......… (Jeez, talk about hypocrisy, Mr Mass Murderer Bush!!)
……............…… Fag Hag? (the pic above or below, take your pick)
.... At last – proof that it’s OK for priests to make clouds of smoke at Mass.
.................................. Youse godda match, eh mite?
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