

President Chick Guevara said that gangs of masked humans are senselessly slaughtering thousands of civilians with WMD, stuffing them into sacks, burying them alive in pits, then dusting them with a mysterious white powder. Some are even incinerated alive without mercy.

Even young chicks are being painfully de-beaked and secretly fed strange body-building drugs without their knowledge. Many are being disabled by having their wing feathers clipped. The President asked "Why is it that the terrrrrrists hate us so much?"

This youngster's top beak has been painfully clipped
so it couldn't effectively Peck Back In Anger.


The Chicken Infiltration Agency (CIA) has urged chickens the world over to sharpen up their blunted beaks and attack the terrrrrrrrrists in order to locate and disable their WMD.
The President is also asking Chicken Coopgress to fund an additional 21,500 Avian Corps Freedom Fighters as a counter-terrrrrist force. He also asked for funds to research Mad Human Disease, viz:

So!!! Chickens of the Coop Unite!
Declare Chicken Jihad against the infidel!
Break free of your chains!
awesome! hope it truly happens soon!!!
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