For example, in our War on Porcinity we will ruthlessly delete:
Miss Piggy (the thought of her in a silk cheongsam is utterly intolerable)
Piglet's Adventures with Pooh and Tigger
The 3 little pigs
Chauvinist pigs
Pigeons
deep igneous rocks
Whoopi Goldberg
and the Little Piggy who went to Market...
...flying pigs,
...not to mention any pigtures of Pigpen & Charlie Brown,
...or George W. Bush eating wild boar-on-a-spit,
(he's the piggie in the middle, not the left),
...or pigtures like this, which might be abhorrent to strict Muslims,
...any music or silly jokes about p*gs, b*con, p*rk, etc,
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