Sawat-dee khrap, Kuhn Thaksin,
Please allow me to introduce ourselves, and to make you a travel offer too good to refuse.
As you appear to be interested in spending time in your newly-adopted home (Australia), we can offer you a deal to swap homes with us in Thailand once every year. That way, we can all have cheap holiday accommodation.
Our mega-luxurious security-protected penthouse in Chiangmai overlooks the royal temple at Doi Suthep, so you can bring a telescope to spy on those who so falsely accuse you of systemic corruption, murder, genocide, thousands of extra-judicial killings, grand larceny, lese majesté, perjury, bribery, gerrymandering, tax evasion, concealing assets, media-censorship, cronyism, etc etc.
You're welcome to invite any of your former Cabaret Ministers too. We also have false moustache/nose disguises available (at a nominal cost) so you can wander around Warrarot Market incognito, at long last tasting a genuine Somtam again, an item you must be missing by now. We imagine you must be already getting tired of Australia's diet of mueyt poys with mashed pueys and tamahda sauce eh.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Peter & Marie (Bush)
* Not that cost really matters, of course. Money's made to go around, ...specially when it's someone else's. "Let 'em eat rice-cake", as we Globalists say.
Mr Thaksin, when you land at Sydney Airport, your admiring fans at FunkyPix2 suggest that you don't trust their runways. They may have cracks and subsidence even worse than the new airport you built at Bangkok. We recommend you land your private Singapore Airlines jet on the Bondi Beach Traffic Flyover. It's much safer, and you can buy the golf-course nearby.
Mr Thaksin, Sir, your critics attempt to paint your image like this. Don't let them demoralise you, Sir, on your inexorable path to becoming CEO of Thailand once again. We pray for your Second Coming because you're sure to assist Thailand's debt-ridden farmers in the next life... aren't you? Sir?...