FunkyPix2 is always fair and balanced, so here's a photo of Howard chasing Rudd. (Gotta keep all these "Get-Rich-Quick" Christian war-monger right-wingers happy). Meanwhile, cartoonists are having a field day:
................ Oi oi oi? Has Howard lied about his age?
........................ He's lied about everything else.
Ducklips Howard can't even lie straight in bed anymore: he's too old, fossilized and inflexible. In addition, Mrs Howard can't stand his chainsaw snoring nor his screaming nightmares of being chased by thousands of headless Iraqi children. (Besides, the bloodstains are difficult to remove from the hand-woven Persian rug next morning). During parliamentary tea-breaks Howard has fantasy daydreams about being punished:
"I've been a VERY BAD BOY, Mistress Julia... please walk all over me and give me severe electoral shocks."
........... (Apologies to the artist Boaz Arad, whose original featured a dead Hitler
....................... ...but a living Howard is much scarier.)
Now Howard's intending to make up for lost time during his Golden Years by lavish jet-setting with the cool Formula-1 crowd and fast women:Bong on, dude. Howard's got plenty of stashed taxpayer $$$ so won't have to rely on Centrelink like so many of his former subjects. But he'll never understand the crowds of young people demonstrating outside his high-security Retirement Village:
Why don't they like war? It's SO profitable. Stupid young nerds. Should get a real job. Hrrmph.So, Ladies and Jellyspoons, by way of a Grand Farewell, pull out your hankies out and listen to Rubber-Ducklips Howard sing a heart-breaking version of 'Yesterday'. .[flash animation by Nicholson]