Un-official portrait gallery of Australia’s leaders, 2007. We begin with JOHN HOWARD…

Australia’s unpopular Prime Monster, JOHN DUBYA DUCKLIPS HOWARD, claims to be an honourable Christian fundamentalist, therefore could never tell a lie. He also claims to believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

More photos and slimy facts about HoWARd are at these links [all open in a new window]:
Can Kevin Rudd defeat Howard the Demon Ducklips?
Howard, Abbott and abortion
The Howard-Hanson regime's New Australian Racism
John Ducklips Howard is patiently knitting his own downfall
Howard and Climate Change: Howard Fiddles While Australia Burns
Howard, Climate Change, and the question of jobs
Howard’s Tax Axe falls heaviest on single mothers
Costello’s budget riches are due to the resource boom and Howard’s GST
Howard’s un-liberal Party: a comparison of the Left and Right wings of politics in Straya
Howard’s pre-emptive military Invasion of his own country
John Howard is too OLD
Like Dubya Bush, Dubya Ducklips gets God: Australia’s New Pulpit Politics

and the official photo from the wall of Kirribilli’s downstairs toilet:

AlexanDUH Downer recently went on a junket to New Delhi in India, and came back a strangely changed man with a brand new attitude to Tandoori Chicken. He immediately approved the sale of Australian uranium to India on the condition that it is only ever used in Tandoori ovens. It is reported that Manmohan Singh has [since] offered him a penthouse in the Taj Mahal – free of charge. And a personalized nuclear bunker during the next .spat with Pakistan.

Handsome Alec likes to be adventurous in the after-hours privacy of his office. See more titillating photos here, ya bloody pervert.

Likewise, Pauline Hanson has never yet plucked up the courage to visit Asia, although she did once agree to sample a Fried Rice – and jeez, look what happened. She - er - looks much better.

Poh Leen Hands On in her Hello Katty manga mode.

Ah Pauline, we all gets old, mate. Keep plugging... you’ll get a senate seat yet, sure thing. You're sure helping the Left in the meantime, heh heh heh.

.................................. Paul Hanson

Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews sort of came over all funny while canceling Dr. Haneef's visa.

Australia's most frequently pardoned murderer - except for his boss.

For a tip, Julia Gillard will do her Gloria Arroyo impersonation at party conventions.

.............................. Julian Gillard

......................................... Kevhon Howrudd

…and I can’t resist one final anti-war plug:

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[1] …… 70,000 lives

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