to have been the source of the Computer Avian Flu epidemic.
The entire Web will be closed down for spring cleaning, so get your Ebay bids in a day earlier. The Internet will be thoroughly disinfected with spray, then oiled for extra speed. FunkyPix2 and Bill Gates regret any inconvenience to users. Internet Security levels will be raised to Yellow Alert for the day in case of terrrrist raids on your cookies:
The alleged WWWeb addict was caught on CCTV footage with his early model hand-held, walking out of hospital before the viral threat had been fully identified by authorities. This dangerous man is still at large, armed with a deadly triple-click assault mouse.
…and another at Eagle Rock, Texas. . .
…and to this slow-speed ..k..e..y..b..o..a..r..d ..in North Queensland:
Office workers are getting nervous and jumpy. . .
...and highly StREsSeD . . .
...and even laptop-users at home are stressed.
Stress about the Computer Bird Flu epidemic is inducing some odd anti-social behaviours.
This ergonomic keyboard designed for internet pirates will no doubt help spread Computer flu rapidly.
However, the Information Highway on Bangladesh's homepage bajajcity.com still remains safe but severely limited in bandwidth. Bangladeshi authorities are not taking the Computer Avian Flu threat seriously enough ("Avian" translates as "FUN" in Bangladeshi).
For the [rare] anally-retentive reader of FunkyPix2 who is interested in weird toilets, visit our photo gallery of the World Toilet Expo in Bangkok.
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