FunkyPix2 leaks the damning photographic evidence censored by Buckingham Palace.
Prince Charles ridicules a McNugget: “Do you Yanks call this "food"?”
("Harry told me so... mm, er, yeah, it was Harry ...for sure").
Ms Kermit pointed out inconsistencies in the Prince’s alleged “green” credentials. She claimed he ordered six boiled eggs every morning, then selected the two which were “just right”, rejecting the rest. Ms Kermit sneered: “That’s wasteful - he should consider the starving thousands in New Orleans”.
Charles retorted: “I say, old chum, the US gorilla only got to weigh 600 frigging pounds by eating too many damned Big Macs, eh what pip pip?”. He told Ms Kermit to “…go lose some weight yourself, ya fat p*g”.
But Ms Kermit argued that the Prince was full of horse sh*t, as his company’s Cornish Pasty was less healthy than a Big Mac, whipping out this cool PowerPoint chart as damning eveidence:
Viewer polls suggest that the USA has prevailed in this first round of diplomatic talks.
Later in his tour of the Middle East, Charles visited British troops in Basra, Iraq. He quickly managed to persuade them that continuing to support the American War was now a counter-productive exercise, and they should immediately declare victory and withdraw. He handed round complimentary McCrown burgers and a free cup of promotional English tea, with a cheery "See you at home, pip pip!"
The future King Charles and Queen Camilla arrive back in London to rapturous applause from the remaining 234 hardline Royalists, all of whom have apparently been offered shares in Fortnum & Mason (Foodhalls) Pty Ltd.
Neigh, tell me t'is not so. Who the fox, and who the hunted?