The heavyweight division:
The His-Hers model:
The classy "Orchid Series" from the Bangkok Flower Show:The controversial "hands-free" model:
The "You-Know-You're-Alive" model:

...and the Runner-up in the Accessories division:
The Encouragement prize went to the "Gotta-Go-Cart":

[sorry - blogger's animated gifs often mysteriously stop working]
........but the GOLD MEDAL display of the whole shebang was the top-secret S.O.D.D. (Scatological Ordinance Distribution Device) proudly invented by Donald bin Rumsfelt as his contribution to Peace in Iraq. Click to view:
Likewise, click to view this virtuous vitreous venially-sinful
(only perve at this if you're a monogamous monk - and single... and make sure your Big Boss Upstairs isn't spying over your shoulder. Maybe it'd be best to grasp your Rosary beads firmly in case you feel a sudden urge to pray).

Ahhh the grater style toilet paper made me cringe....ouch!
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Crikey! You should have seen the First prize, mate ;-)
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